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Jesus Never Existed

The Mythical Virgin Mother Immaculate Deception

From Merest Shadow to Queen of Heaven

Scripture may have very little to say about Jesus; it has even less to say about his supposed mother. For the earliest Christians ‘Mary Mother of Jesus’ almost did not exist: they were not interested in the nativity of their god-man – it was his re-birth after death that mattered. Paul does not mention Mary (or Joseph) at all, and in the gospels, the shadowy figure of Mary, destined to become the most pre-eminent of all the saints and Queen of Heaven, at best, is a two-dimensional nonentity.
In the gospel pageant, ‘Mary’ appears in several scenes. In all of them she is a passive character, habitually in the background and virtually without a voice (she speaks in total three times, twice in a single sentence). She is not described (but then, none of the gospel characters are!); nor do we know her age. She is a bit player, primarily with ‘witnessing’ parts. We learn nothing of her origins, save for the family connection to cousin Elizabeth and as betrothed of Joseph. She appears first in the so-called ‘Annunciation’ (at the well ..?) when an angel maps out her career. With little ado, she accepts the ‘blessed’ role revealed to her (Luke 1.38) and rushes off to spend three months in the mountains with the pregnant Elizabeth (she who will mother John the Baptist). In this, her biggest scene, Mary delivers her only set-piece speech (such articulation at this gob-smacking moment!) – the so-called ‘Magnificat’:
  • My soul doth magnify the Lord,
  • And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour.
  • For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden:
  • for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.
  • For he that is mighty hath done to me great things;
  • and holy is his name.
  • And his mercy is on them that fear him from generation to generation.
  • He hath shewed strength with his arm;
  • he hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.
  • He hath put down the mighty from their seats,
  • He hath filled the hungry with good things;
  • and the rich he hath sent empty away.
  • He hath helpen his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy;
  • As he spake to our fathers, to Abraham, and to his seed for ever.
God only knows who was also in the room (or was it a cave? ) to record all this! Perhaps she wrote her memoirs. (In truth, the piece is an obvious adaptation of the song of Hannah in 1 Samuel 2). But after this soliloquy Mary has not a word to say for herself. She witnesses visits of shepherds and wise men and ‘ponders’ (Luke 2.16); she is taken to Egypt (Matthew 2.13.18) and brought back to Galilee; she puzzles at her twelve-year old’s claim to messiahship (Luke 2.48,52); she witnesses the turning of water to wine (John 2.1,12); she is rejected by her super-star off-spring (Luke 8. 19,21); she witnesses his crucifixion (John 19.25,27); and she waits for the holy spirit (Acts 1.14). Her ultimate fate is not revealed and she is credited with no role at all in the creation of the Christian Church.

Pagan Model

Yet upon this sketchy outline a full-bodied character was to be fleshed out soon enough by ‘creative’ Christian scribes. Pagan gods, as often as not, were supposedly sired by virgin goddesses – quite commonly as a result of impregnation by a sun-beam. The resultant sun-god was depicted as an infant at the breast of his mother – the ‘Madonna and Child’ no less! Such iconography is to be found all the way from Egypt to China. The Romans’ own virgin goddess, Vesta, was served by women who maintained her perpetual flame and their own chastity for thirty years.

The ‘Mary’ of the Christians considerably upstaged this achievement by the double whammy of mothering a god and maintaining her virginity for two millennia! But it was to take a few centuries of creative story telling for all the paraphernalia of the pagan myths to be fused into the Christian one.
Rather like a delayed echo of the invented life of the illustrious super-hero himself, Mary’s own ‘biography’ blossomed over the centuries. Early Christian writers, like Justin and Irenaeus, elevated Mary as a ‘second Eve’, her ‘obedience’ reversing the sin of the original garden dweller.

Justin ‘Martyr’, a Greek from Palestine who had fled to Ephesus at the time of Bar Kochbar’s revolt, adopted the embryonic Christianity he found in the city with relish. But Justin’s enthusiasm came with a prior familiarity of Greek classics. In his adopted city the venerable cult of the moon goddess Artemis (or Diana as the Romans called her) had been the eternally virgin protector of youth, chastity and fertility for a millennium. In the process the city had become a wealthy place of pilgrimage – the world’s first bankers had been the priests of Artemis.

Becomes a Virgin

Justin set about infusing his Christianity with aspects of the rival cult. Despite the opposition of ‘established’ Christians, Justin insistently embellished the skimpy biblical Mary story with the idea that Mary had delivered a ‘Virgin Birth’. This belief, so he himself admitted, was based solely on ‘predictions set forth by the blessed prophets’, in other words, upon the notorious mistranslation of Isaiah 7.14 (in which ‘virgin’ was substituted for ‘young woman’; see: Lying for God – Virgin Birth Fraud) to be found in the Septuagint. In the context in which upstart Christianity was competing with a far more ancient faith, it is no surprise that the Christ followers eventually settled on a ‘Virgin Birth’. The ‘miraculous’ arrival provided a useful rebuttal to early critics of the Christians, who were suggesting that if the Jesus figure had ever existed, he had a rather dubious parentage.

The next major contribution to the Mary legend came in the mid-second century, with the so-called ‘Protevangelium of James’, a document so clearly fictitious that it has been rejected even by the Catholic church since the Renaissance.

Nonetheless, this pious nonsense underpins much of current belief regarding the Blessed Virgin, providing such information as the names of Mary’s parents and grandparents, a story of her prodigious childhood (“left at the Temple from the age of three” – an event without precedent in Jewish custom!); her early commitment to chastity (why – did she know what was coming?); daily chats with angels; and a ‘safe’ marriage at puberty to the elderly widower Joseph. With this embellished ‘history’, Mary began her ascendancy as a mediator, more approachable than Christ because of her ‘humbling’ femininity. Artistic representations of her began to proliferate, uncannily like the prototype they were based upon – Artemis, the goddess with more than a thousand years of marketing success behind her!

A century later the ‘Gospel of the Nativity of Mary’ (well, we can never have enough gospels, can we?) added background detail. This story of Mary’s birth to ancient parents Anne and Joachim was a simple re-write of Samuel’s birth to Hannah and Elkanah already to be found in 1 Samuel. But now we learn of such delights as Mary’s grandmother’s seven marriages. Six husbands were dispatched by the Lord for feeling lust while having sex. Thankfully the seventh was inert during the sinful act, or we would not have had Anne, Mary, Jesus and the whole nine yards!

Remains a Virgin

Though the gospels clearly stated that Jesus had four brothers and two (unnamed) sisters the theologians of Christ were disposed to argue that the virgin “purity” of their goddess was not to be compromised: she had, they insisted, remained a virgin throughout the whole birthing process.

“In the 4th century the idea came to prominence that Mary’s hymen had remained intact through the birth of Jesus… Mary’s in partu virginity was an issue addressed by all the great theologians of the period.”

– D. Hampson, After Christianity, p189.
As the doctrine of Mary’s ‘perpetual virginity’ became widespread so did confusion among theologians over the supposed siblings of Jesus. They had to be harmonized with the new dogma, so ‘brothers and sisters’ became ‘cousins, step-siblings’, etc.

As the doctrine of Mary’s ‘perpetual virginity’ became widespread so did confusion among theologians over the supposed siblings of Jesus. They had to be harmonized with the new dogma, so ‘brothers and sisters’ became ‘cousins, step-siblings’, etc.

The fourth century was particularly favourable to the thriving Mary cult, largely thanks to the peripatetic activities of the Empress Helena. As mother of Constantine, she probably felt a particular affinity with the original mother of a Lord of the World. Helena positively invented ‘ecclesiastical archaeology’ (or at least the shrine-creation business).

Everywhere she went in the ‘Holy Land’ she found ‘evidence’ of Christ and ordered the construction of churches at the spot: the cave of the nativity (or so the locals said), the house of the last supper (or so the locals said), the garden of Gethsemane (or so the…), the hill of crucifixion, the empty tomb, the cross itself, even the very tree from which the wood was cut! And sure enough, Helena ‘found’ the very location (a cave) in Nazareth where the angel Gabriel had made his ‘announcement’ to Mary. Like every other shrine it thereafter became the recipient of imperial patronage and profitable pilgrimage. With the shrine went a Mary festival, the ‘Annunciation’. Unfortunately for the town of Capernaum – supposedly the chief site of Jesus’ ministry – Helena did not get that far – and the town was lost to history!


Immaculate Deception

In the fifth century, the Council of Ephesus (431 AD) accorded Mary the title ‘Theotokos’ (‘Mother of God’).
“The surest protection against Christological heresy was the affirmation and veneration of Mary as Theotokos.”
– Varghese, God Sent, p43.

In other words, here was an attempt to call a halt to the continuing speculation as to just how far human, and just how far god, was the divine carpenter. He was God, part of the “Trinity” no less, and Mary was his Mother.

Ephesus, of course, had long been the home of the Mother of God, though through that period she had been happy with the name Cybele, the mother and consort of the dying/reborn god Attis. In the Roman period the Phrygian Cybele was conflated with the Greek Artemis. With a certain amount of desecration and rebuilding, the sanctity business continued as usual.

The Byzantine Romans had a particular affection for court ritual and regalia and Mary as a queen, complete with crown and sceptre, appealed much more to imperial appetites than a shadowy peasant woman. Like Jesus himself, she had ‘gone royal’ and was elevated into the sainthood.The sixth century Council of Constantinople (553 AD) went on to endorse as dogma Mary’s “perpetual virginity”. The “purity” of virginity, it seems, is closer to the “purity” of God.

Getting a Death or two

The first four hundred years of Christian testimony are silent regarding the end of the Blessed Virgin. But after the Council of Ephesus the ‘tradition’ emerged that, following on from JC’s instructions from the cross, the disciple John had taken Mary to Ephesus – surprise, surprise! – and had built her a house in which to live out her days. Glory be, you can still visit it!
The first four hundred years of Christian testimony are silent regarding the end of the Blessed Virgin. But after the Council of Ephesus the ‘tradition’ emerged that, following on from JC’s instructions from the cross, the disciple John had taken Mary to Ephesus – surprise, surprise! – and had built her a house in which to live out her days. Glory be, you can still visit it!
– John 19.26.27.
Meanwhile, a rival ‘tradition’ surrounding Mary’s death had arisen in Jerusalem and here they had an empty tomb to prove it, located in the Kidron Valley, on the slopes of the Mount of Olives, and convenient for pilgrims. That claim has itself been contested by the extravagant Abbey of the Dormition, built across town by the Kaiser at the beginning of the 20th century. Here again, ‘tradition’ suggests early pilgrims regarded the site as the place were Mary ‘fell asleep’.

By the seventh century, creative writers had replaced the limp ending of the Mary story with something altogether more satisfying. John Damascene (together with Gregory of Tours) developed the idea that Mary’s corporal body (and not just her spirit) had been ‘assumed’ into Heaven (again, paralleling the career of her illustrious son). John lived in Umayyad Damascus and his inspiration may well have been the claim made by upstart Islam that Muhammad had ‘ascended to Heaven’, supposedly in the year 620 (Qur’an, surah 17.1).

The doctrine of Mary’s Assumption was defined as dogma as recently as 1950 by Pope Pius XII. In his Munificentissimus Deus, the pope left open the question of Mary’s actual death, with the result that Catholics differ on whether Mary actually died before she was “assumed” into heaven and, if so, whether her soul arrived three days ahead of her body. The Orthodox Church uses the word Dormition for the same preposterous event.


Rise and Rise

In 787 the prelates and bishops again convened in Nicaea. Mary’s continuing promotion was once more on the agenda. Earlier in the century, with relentless pressure coming from Islam, two emperors – Leo III (717 – 741) and his son Constantine V (741 – 775) – had outlawed “idolatry” and its plethora of “holy icons”. But their “iconoclasm” had wiped out much of the income of hundreds of monasteries and shrines and had set the Orthodox Church against the imperial court. Empress Irene, acting as regent for her young son, Constantine VI, caved in to religious pressure and convened the 7th Ecumenical Council.
The Council energetically endorsed the acceptance of icons, and in particular the worship of Mary:
“The Lord, the apostles. and the prophets have taught us that we must venerate in the first place the Holy Mother of God, who is above all the heavenly powers. If any one does not confess that the holy, ever virgin Mary, really and truly Mother of God, is higher than all creatures visible and invisible, and does not implore with a sincere faith, her intercession, given her powerful access to our God born of her, let him be anathema.”
– Varghese, God Sent, p16.
By the ninth century Mary had all but eclipsed the god-man himself – and Mary could be whatever the Church hierarchy wanted her to be.


In the first writing of the birthing of Mary, she is no more ‘immaculate’ than anyone else (and we all know original sin is passed on by sex). All the early Church Fathers agreed that Christ alone had been born without sin. They had no doubt: Mary had been a sinner. However, since Mary’s womb represented a temporary home for the gestating superhero a tainted womb raised theological difficulties about purity – if, that is, one stopped to think about such things.

In the 7th century an emerging Islam – which quite happily adopted “prophet Jesus”, Mary and her virginity – made its own contribution to the fabulous legend. According to a tradition of Muhammad every new-born child is ‘touched’ by Satan. But for Mary and her illustrious son, God interposed a protective veil. This notion of Mary’s (and not just Jesus’s) sinlessness percolated back into Catholicism. Wrote Edward Gibbon:
” The Latin church has not disdained to borrow from the Koran the immaculate conception of his virgin mother. It is darkly hinted in the Koran, and more clearly explained by the tradition of the Sonnites. In the twelfth century, the immaculate conception was condemned by St Bernard as a presumptuous novelty.”

In the thirteenth century a bitter doctrinal dispute led to fighting between Dominicans (‘maculates’) and Franciscans (‘immaculates’). The issue was never fully resolved until the nineteenth century, when the autocratic Pope Pius IX endorsed the dogma of ‘immaculate conception’ as the opening gambit in his move towards ‘papal infallibility’.

Only in 1854 could the world be sure that Mary had been ‘conceived normally but without sin’! Until then, ‘perpetual virginity’, the nonsense developed by Jerome and Athanasius in the fourth century, had sufficed to vouchsafe Mary’s purity.

Already a goddess, its hardly surprising that outbreaks of Marian miracles were endemic throughout the Middle Ages (and continue in our own time!) Less than God himself but considerably more than human, blessed as a female with infinite ‘humility’, she was seen as an intercessory to whom mere mortals could appeal on ‘lesser’ matters. She was, quite simply, the most important woman that had ever lived.

The cult was unstoppable. Whereas most saints had only one holy day or feast, the Holy Mother had one every few weeks and her own chapel in every church in Christendom. Eventually, even the Catholic Church had to call a halt to the galloping fantasy by reminding the faithful that Mary had to be seen as ‘completely dependent on the Son’. But it was all too much for the Protestants of the Reformation. In their hands Mary was reduced once more to a passive, obedient role, a shadow, somewhere in the background.

Defined by her virginity, lauded for limitless humility and submission, she is the idealized woman of misogynistic fanatics, in her own words a ‘handmaid (i.e. slave) of the Lord’.

Queen Maya With Infant Buddha. Gandhara, 2nd Century (British Museum)

Mary starts regular shuttle service between Heaven and Earth

Holy UFO!
At opportune moments the Queen of Heaven has deigned to put in an appearance to assist the brethren. As early as the 4th century she appeared to Pope Liberius with the message that “childless couples should leave their wealth to the Church.” Now that was handy.
In 11th century England she apparently beamed Lady Richeldis de Faverches to Nazareth and then assisted in the construction of a facsimile “Jesus house” in Walsingham, which fleeced pilgrims from all over Europe until closed by Henry VIII.
As “Our Lady of Guadeloupe” she helped the Spanish conquer the Americas (never mind the bloodshed, look at the pretty cloak!)
Modern apparitions followed the routing of Charles X of France, who had attempted to restore Church privileges swept away by the French Revolution. In 1830 Paris a “Miraculous Medal” of Mary sold by the million to the simple-minded. Answering the challenge of growing French rationalism, Mary popped back again and again: La Salette in 1846, Lourdes in 1858, Pontmain 1871. In the new century she switched first to Portugal and then to Belgium.
What a girl! As old empires collapsed in Europe and revolution shook Russia, ‘Mary’ turned up in Portugal and made the sun wobble!
Believe it or not, she’s recently been putting in time in Bosnia (part of the UN peace mission?) where,
“In terms of conversion of unbelievers Mary has exerted a greater impact… than any other apparition in history except for Guadeloupe.” – Varghese, God Sent, p66.
Virgin and child, posing for the camera, September 3, 1989 in Karacsond, Hungary
Appearing daily, Disney World, Florida

The Blessed Virgin Mary – A Saint for All Seasons

The phantom of a ‘Holy Mother’ has proved quite an earner for the Church of Rome, more tangible than the ‘Holy Spirit’ (a tad difficult for the iconography), more approachable than Christ Almighty.
Having hijacked the ‘sacred feminine’ for the cause of Catholicism back in the 4th century, papal agents ever since have fashioned the Blessed Virgin into a malleable instrument of Catholic policy. ‘Mary’ was, and remains, the ‘Word’ of the Catholic hierarchy, a convenient, adaptable, protagonist of Church policy, freed not only from the laws of the physical universe but also from the restraints of Gospel teaching.
Whenever a local saint was wanting or in difficulties BVM could always be relied upon for a timely apparition, rallying the faithful and stiffening the doubtful.

What a Girl!


  • Graham Phillips, The Marian Conspiracy (Sidgwick & Jackson, 2000)
  • Marina Warner, Alone of All Her Sex (Picador, 1976)
  • John Shelby Spong, Liberating the Gospels (Harper, 1996)
  • John Shelby Spong, Born of a Woman (Harper, 1992)
  • Robin Lane Fox, The Unauthorized Version (Penguin, 1991)
  • Leslie Houlden (Ed.), Judaism & Christianity (Routledge, 1988)
  • W.H.C. Frend, The Rise of Christianity (Darton, Longman & Todd, 1984)
  • Riane Eisle, The Chalice & the Blade (Harper Collins, 1987)
  • Ruth Harris, Lourdes: Body & Spirit in the Secular Age (Allen Lane, 19990
  • Roy A. Varghese, God Sent – A History of the Accredited Apparitions of Mary (Crossroad, 2000)

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Isis with Child – prototype of ‘Mother of God’

Mother and Child, Roman style

Magna Mater (Ostia, Rome).
Cybele, the Great Mother with the child Attis
Attis castrated himself, bled to death, and, after 3 days, was restored to life as a tree. Hence, a spring-time fertility festival.
Sound familiar?

Vesta – Female Protector of Rome

‘As the ancient, everlasting guardian of Rome and its rulers, Vesta in these dangerous times received more devoted veneration than ever.’
– Michael Grant, The Climax of Rome, p168.

Isis has become a Christian!

Coptic ‘Madonna and Child’ from the Fayum, Egypt.

Was it here? (Greek Legend)

Mary’s Well, Nazareth

Or Was it here? (Catholic Legend)

Mary’s Grotto, Nazareth
Some confusion as to where the angel Gabriel announced the divine pregnancy!

Last House of Mary, Ephesus?

Mary has a house on a mountaintop near Ephesus.

Apparently, it was built by the apostle John. What a fisherman!

Mary's Tomb, Jerusalem?

Footings of the Church are datable to the 5th century though the franciscan priest Bagatti (see Nazareth) claimed to have found evidence for a 1st century cemetery. You bet he did.

Mary's other crypt?

Can a girl ever have enough final resting places? Crypt beneath the Abbey of the Dormition.

Virgin Queen

“Indeed, it was after the Second World War that the cult of the Virgin reached its apogee.

In 1950 Mary’s bodily assumption into heaven became dogma; in 1945 Pius XII had proclaimed her Queen; while in 1964 – after the commencement of the Second Vatican Council – she became Mater Ecclesiae …

These things tell us much about the role of woman in patriarchal culture.”
– D. Hampson, After Christianity, p175/6.

"Our Lady of Guadeloupe"

What a Girl! Mary conveniently turned up in 1531 to help the murdering conquistadors.
“She appeared to Juan Diego when it was apparent that the Church was making very little headway with the natives of the New World.”
“She appeared to Juan Diego when it was apparent that the Church was making very little headway with the natives of the New World.”
– Roy A. Varghese (God Sent, p44)
A timely apparition – and a good measure of violent terrorism – secured the conversion of 8 million Aztecs.

Big Mama

Giant Mary towers over diminutive Christ – (17th century, Peru)

Hail Mary!

The “Angelical salutation” (the “Ave Maria” or prayer to Mary) first became widespread in the 12th century.
Nuns march behind Croatian Nazis (inspired by Mary?)

Song of Hannah

“And Hannah prayed, and said, My heart rejoiceth in the Lord, mine horn is exalted in the Lord: my mouth is enlarged over mine enemies; because I rejoice in thy salvation. There is none holy as the Lord …
The bows of the mighty men are broken, and they that stumbled are girded with strength … they that were hungry ceased: so that the barren hath born seven; and she that hath many children is waxed feeble.
he Lord maketh poor, and maketh rich: he bringeth low, and lifteth up. He raiseth up the poor out of the dust ..
The adversaries of the Lord shall be broken to pieces .”

1 Samuel 2.1,10.

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